How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Knock knock.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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