1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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