These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Womens rights

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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