- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer