Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

i have yougurt mit traktor

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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