- Anti Joke

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

you will like this because i am black.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance