- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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