- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you make a car? You build it.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

i found waldo.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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