whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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