- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

ask me if im a door yes

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

robin, get in the car.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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