what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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