- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

I like the color potato.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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