How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Homosexualism is so gay man

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Please ignore this statement.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Robin get in the batmobile!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

whats worse than gill? nothing

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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