Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's your blood type? Red.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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