- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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