- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blacks

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Two planes walk into an office building

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

get in the car.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Oh s***

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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