We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Your existance.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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