- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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