Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Homosexualism is so gay man

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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