- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

world society

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

No because your face is really f***** up.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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