- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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