What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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