Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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