If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock knock Go away

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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