Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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