- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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