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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Boys have swag, real men have class

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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