Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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