How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Please ignore this statement.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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