- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A blonde dies Lololol

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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