- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

If life gives you lemonade.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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