- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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