- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin with a hat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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