Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Matthew Baker

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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