"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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