KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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