- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do you call your mom? Mom

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Politics

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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