- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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