- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I like U.............................nicorns :D

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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