- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Logan's gay

What hurts like hell? HELL

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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