- Anti Joke

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.