What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

wanna here a joke? you.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

my wife out of the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Who is John Galt?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Anti Joke

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