- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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