A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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#Hanging Degus

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A woman wears a dress.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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