- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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