Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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UN

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Obama

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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