What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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