- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Women's Rights.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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