What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what goes boo a sock

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A drunk guy walks into a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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