Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Chicken

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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oh hey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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