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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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