There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Women's Rights.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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