- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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