- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

being sober in a bar fight

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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