- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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