What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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