Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Roses are red, yup.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Anti Joke

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