Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

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