how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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