~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Tim likes girls

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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