Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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