- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Nice belt.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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