- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Mahmy

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Prostitution is bad.......

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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