Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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