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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Prostitution is bad.......

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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