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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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