- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

The queen having a shit

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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