- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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