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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

dyslexics of the world untie!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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