- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

I like that, but why am I happy?

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

The dewey decimal system

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

ejaculation JLR

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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