Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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