Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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vitamin c

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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