A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

I shot a bitch.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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