What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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