- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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