- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

black people

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??