A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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