- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

poop

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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