Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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