- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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