- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What comes after 69? 70

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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