how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What comes after 69? 70

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Christianity.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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