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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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