Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

My Butthole.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Loperson

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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