A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A gay man watches football.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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