- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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