Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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