- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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