- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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