- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

you will like this because i am black.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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